Zen Mode Activated Asshole Candle

Because inner peace doesn’t mean you have to be nice about it.

You’ve done the breathing exercises. You’ve saged the toxic energy. Now you’re lighting this candle and sealing the deal — calmly, confidently, and maybe with a little side-eye. Whether you're ignoring a petty group chat or vibing alone in your clean space with a face mask on, this is your soft-lit shield from the BS.

Poured with eco-friendly, non-toxic ingredients and housed in a reusable glass vessel, this candle burns long and strong — just like your new boundaries.

Smells like: Namaste... but I still meant that block. 🕯️

• ♻️ Eco-friendly + non-toxic

• ✨ Reusable glass jar (very aesthetic, very zen)

• 🔥 Multiple aromatic scent profiles

• ⏳ Long burn time of 50–60 hours

• ✅ ASTM safety compliant