{"product_id":"zen-mode-activated-asshole-candle","title":"Zen Mode Activated Asshole Candle","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"169\"\u003eBecause inner peace doesn’t mean you have to be nice about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"490\"\u003eYou’ve done the breathing exercises. You’ve saged the toxic energy. Now you’re lighting this candle and sealing the deal — calmly, confidently, and maybe with a little side-eye. Whether you're ignoring a petty group chat or vibing alone in your clean space with a face mask on, this is your soft-lit shield from the BS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"645\"\u003ePoured with eco-friendly, non-toxic ingredients and housed in a reusable glass vessel, this candle burns long and strong — just like your new boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"645\"\u003eSmells like: Namaste... \u003cem data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"891\"\u003ebut I still meant that block.\u003c\/em\u003e 🕯️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"678\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"678\"\u003e♻️ Eco-friendly + non-toxic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"730\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"730\"\u003e✨ Reusable glass jar (very aesthetic, very zen)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"770\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"770\"\u003e🔥 Multiple aromatic scent profiles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"806\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"806\"\u003e⏳ Long burn time of 50–60 hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e✅ ASTM safety compliant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 9oz","offer_id":50542216642842,"sku":"22169327774744525684","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender \/ 9oz","offer_id":50542216675610,"sku":"23516361206124466215","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9oz","offer_id":50542216708378,"sku":"10056364052945165730","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla \/ 9oz","offer_id":50542216741146,"sku":"22675496840538676116","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit \/ 9oz","offer_id":50542216773914,"sku":"22006900448968941686","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0898\/9773\/0330\/files\/17831613435245424911_2048.jpg?v=1744653070","url":"https:\/\/hellolurch.com\/products\/zen-mode-activated-asshole-candle","provider":"hello lurch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}