{"product_id":"burning-away-the-bullshit-candle","title":"Burning Away the Bullshit Candle","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"204\"\u003eBecause sage wasn't strong enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"518\"\u003eSometimes the only way to clear the air is with fire — the good kind. This candle is your ceremonial cleanse from the chaos, drama, and mental clutter. Light it up when you’re releasing old energy, reclaiming your peace, or simply not in the mood for anyone’s nonsense. Think of it as aromatherapy with attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"670\"\u003eCrafted with eco-friendly, non-toxic ingredients and poured into a sleek, reusable glass vessel, this candle burns as long as your patience used to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"670\"\u003eSmells like: Fresh starts, firm boundaries, and IDGAF energy. 🕯️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"867\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"703\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"674\" data-end=\"703\"\u003e♻️ Eco-friendly + non-toxic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"763\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"763\"\u003e✨ Reusable glass jar (looks hot even when it’s not lit)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"803\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"803\"\u003e🔥 Multiple aromatic scent profiles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e⏳ Long burn time of 50–60 hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"867\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"867\"\u003e✅ ASTM safety compliant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 9oz","offer_id":50542223196442,"sku":"20920727389906698791","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender \/ 9oz","offer_id":50542223229210,"sku":"17449046834946755791","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9oz","offer_id":50542223261978,"sku":"20659518617458892244","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla \/ 9oz","offer_id":50542223294746,"sku":"23167981843670065668","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit \/ 9oz","offer_id":50542223327514,"sku":"48970874662418970625","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0898\/9773\/0330\/files\/11909684442557343866_2048.jpg?v=1744653390","url":"https:\/\/hellolurch.com\/products\/burning-away-the-bullshit-candle","provider":"hello lurch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}